the art of cribbing

life is so funny. it's just downright hilarious. just as soon as you think you've gottn hold of the way things should be going and are resting your tired aching body on a soft, cushy chair sipping a refreshing drink, you realise that the chair is actually a cactus and the drink in your hand a healthy dose of grass juice (although if you're a cow, that really shouldn't matter).

oh well, don't mind me, i just love cribbing. it's so healthy, so liberating, so so relaxing and such a privelege.

you know, i hate swear words. well, actually no, i don't hate them, it's just that i don't seem to have the flair ,if you will, of saying them convincingly.but sour grapes not withstanding, i just don't approve of them and i really fail to understand how people can pepper, no wait smother their conversations with a swear after every vowel (or so it seems). but, of course, it's always fun when i'm in a rage and write nasty e-mails full of swear words. of course, the recepients are left slightly shell shocked with a terribly tarnished view of the so-far rosy world and my next mail is often a 'im so sorry, my comp was hijacked by the convicts next door and i swear they wrote my mail' type e-mail. like i said, swears cause more trouble than they're worth.

have any of you tried messaging the radio jockeys so you can hear them read your message out on air? normally, i just scoff at people who are useless enough to spend 2 mins of their life texting and the next 4 hours hanging onto the rj's words. sadly, that was when i used to have a life. now that i effectively have NO life, i've turned into one of those creepy people who do just that. the high point of my day is hearing my name being spoken by a RJ whom I don't know and never will and who is probably a pot bellied guy with warts. seriously, have I mentioned how cool my life is?

i feel i'm a really selfish person. how about you guys?are you all selfish too?? i also feel i'm rather materialistic. after all, like some famous ( and profoundly wise) person once said, ' what's the use of happiness? it can't buy you money'. My sentiments exactly!

right, i've cribbed now and i feel great.
hmmm.. i love marian keyes. i know most people would read her books and go 'ooooo it's so chick lit' , but honestly, the lady has the most engaging style of writing i have encountered in a long time. i just read her most recent newletter. absolutely quaint.

well, i won't be around for some time now. so the next post will be after sometime. hopefully, i should be back with my imagination a bit rejuvenated coz honestly, this post is severly uninspired.
please feel free to crib in the meantime.