pretty lady.

one of my friends is 'pretty'.
pretty in the guys-fall-off-their-bikes-crash-into-poles-nearly-kill-themselves-just-ogling-at-her way.
so...she is really pretty.
SO???

so we thought well okay she's pretty..so what??beauty lies in the eye of the beholder and obviously somebody else will think we're pretty and and she's just average-looking..?right?
we have as yet to find a single human being (or animal for that matter) who agrees with us.

so we thought.. come on!..a girl that pretty can't have too much in the brains department ,can she??i mean who ever heard of a beauty with brains ?? right??right??
she turned out to be nearly the best at everything..beating us and leaving us seething in rage.

so.. we thought.. well, she obviously is a bitch, treating people less perfect than her with disdain and disregard?right??WRONG!
she is sweet,kind,generous,caring and is probably next in line to be UN goodwill ambassador..

so..we thought.. well obviously since she's so pretty, i bet she doesn't have a scrap of talent and is as boring as a mop..
she plays the guitar,sings like an angel and dances with fiery enthusiasm..just watching her make my feet itch to join her.

so..we thought.. obviously guys don't go for perfection..they are just in awe of her..ultimately they'll turn to us,woo us,marry us and we'll live happily ever after?right??
the cutest guy in the batch is her boyfriend; the rest of the guys rather hang themselves than contemplate a life without her (or with us)

so..we thought..obviously she's not gonna be a good friend..i mean.. who can bear to be friends with little miss perfect?
I can ..
coz she has this unique knack of making you feel like you're the most intersting person in the world.
coz she gives you treats for the silliest of reasons, just to see you happy.
coz she knows how to have fun and makes you enjoy life to the fullest.
coz she sings for you when you're sad and wipes your tears
coz she writes silly notes for you so that you're always smiling
coz she eats like a hog just to make you realize you're not the only one with an eating addiction.
coz she's so helpful and sweet, she makes you not miss your mom.
coz she was my 'housie' for two and a half years and i miss her.

so..?
so...she'll probably be a rotten grandma..right?